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Seeing the Soul

by Puff the Perilous

     As a 15th generation Familiar, I know all the secrets to seeing past the exterior fur and into the heart and soul of a cat (or person, as the case may be). You may have noticed we cats always go for the eyes when we attack, and that is because we know they are the gateway to the soul. Also, it's hard for somekitty to attack back when they can't see you and, after they have lost to my greatness, they will no longer be able to hunt properly, thereby becoming dependent on the lesser species to care for them. But, I digress...

     As I was saying, the eyes are the gateway to the soul, and that is where you truly see somekitty. So, next time you want to know whether somecat is good or not, look them straight in the eyes.    

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Pay close attention to how you feel. If you feel good about them, you can accept them into your territory. If you get a feeling in the pit of your stomach like you have eaten some bad tuna, hit them in the face until they go away. Also, if anykitty tries to take your food or gets too close to you, it's best to air on the side of caution and hit them in the face, even if you feel good about them.

      It's important to always listen to your stomach feelings because they are usually right. And even when they're not, at least you know when you're hungry. I know how helpful this information is, so your thanks is accepted.